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Go on, be a PERV.
and LOOK DOWN
for directions! =)
Sunday, October 31, 2004
happy haollwen!!
so sad..no one gave me sweets..*sobs* haha..im over-reacting..
i was bedok reservoir today!!! the world wakeboarding chapionships..man..those pros were absolutely amazing.with a capital "A"..awsome man..esp the guys..so cool!
okay.all the contestants were supposed to do this double up,where the boat turns a huge 270 degree turn and the wave clashes against each other..reali nice..all of them did their stunts but not all landed properly..awww..i asked my cousin,who went wif me.he told me it was cos either the front foot landed first or sumtink lidat..the girls were veri good..this 16 yr old china girl won..16 yrs old! cool! she was reali reali good..
but tht pro men,they were even beta! those dat could do two passes without falling twice, did the double up..there were 8 male participants.some did the two passes but fell at the double up..three guys.
daniel watskins(shld be la)
phillips sumtink
dean smith
these 3 guys..two passes and the double up.
the daniel guy,he was reali gd on the passes..at the double up,he did this double backdrop? i tink tts wad its called..awsome..totally..he got 88.4..yea man
the phillips guy..hes onli 15.15!! and he was the previous world no.1 wake boarder..15 onli! he was gd too! seriously..
dean smith,he fell but got back up and did the duoble up with a 520 ollie..i tink..
man..wish time would go back in time..want to see it all happen again..hahaha
im going to take up wakeboarding.period.
lovable me. ! 8:34 PM
Friday, October 29, 2004
today is a day which will nvr be forgotten..its the last day of 2 years in 1e2'03 2e2'04 pls la..onli this two years of e2 rawk..i love my class sooo much..they were the best times of my life..and i mean it.Once an e2- Foreva an e2
its quite ok actualli..cos half in 3e4'05,,should be a nice class ba..
jY.glad.gwen.debs.song yih.yee liang(!!).daniel.lip seng.yu qi.darren.
got summore la..forget le..half my class's in 3e4.nice..
i'll miss u guys loads loads loads!!
alicious choo and hL..the four of us together..having so much fun..miss wong lesson eh?
au wanting!! my bao bei!! reporting all the guys..hahaha.my motivation!
iris! u canot transfer!
sr!! haha..canot disturb u liao..miss me hor..u die during recess..hahaha
justin! man..i'll miss u being taller dan me..yea rite.haha
crispin! handicap toilet ar..so long le still haven go!!
canti and eddie..suan me onli..haha
the rest same class wad..no nid miss la..haha
i love u i love u i love u,is that ok?
hahah..will miss u all..mus miss me oso ok?
loving e2 '03 '04
forevea e2
hahaha
lovable me. ! 10:13 PM
Thursday, October 28, 2004
i suck
im stupid
im confused
i like u.alot
do you?
confusion!
i love my lao gong[toro]
got another lao gong[sly]
muahahaha
i go e4.
my mother putting me down at home.
saying im stupid
to end it all up..
i was not supposed to be around here anyway.i SUCK.
steady.
lovable me. ! 10:23 PM
Wednesday, October 27, 2004
im so useless
im not good euff..
its me..
i should dissapear
i mean nth
jump down la
haha
no one cares
just had bird's nest..waa!
crazy
manda,get lost.u suck
lovable me. ! 10:41 PM
Tuesday, October 26, 2004
im soo soo tired..my shoulder is aching..
wished the world would jus open up and swallow me..
so,i'll dissapear..
no one would care..
im not gd enuff wad..
F off manda..
forget it..my lao gong(toro) will cheer me up later..
wadeva
lovable me. ! 8:30 PM
Monday, October 25, 2004
wahaha!
my hse leaking leh! haha..veri fun..earlie in the morning me and my mum were trying to shut the water tap..but we ended up turning the wrong knot! haha..i turned it off MYSELF jus now..steady!! haha..wenta sch..played bball wif ali jy debs and glad..nice..we weren't exactly playing.jus holding onto the ball,taking turns to shoot..open hse today.. saw the "will-be" wss students..pls..dun cum..the sch suck..seriously.and daniel always wears the same clothing.. =)
went out later and figured out i did not bring $$! so sorrie..my fault..supposed to catch movie..but in the end,no more..sry!
im taller than joachim!! haha.. =)
(im not lying!)
lovable me. ! 8:35 PM
Sunday, October 24, 2004
here's the latest..at first,my mum tells me im fat..and today shes adds to the list.. im stupid..the i will be me..manda..yea..wadeva..jus cos i jus passed my math..amazing..i went for swimming today..nice nice..well,here's a little eye candy for u guys to read..
TEACHING ENGLISH
We'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes; but the plural of ox
became oxen not oxes.
One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese, yet the plural of
moose should never be meese.
You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice; yet the plural
of house is houses, not hice.
If the plural of man is always called men, why shouldn't the plural of
pan be called pen?
If I spoke of my foot and show you my feet, and I give you a boot,
would a pair be called beet?
If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth, why shouldn't the plural
of booth be called beeth?
Then one may be that, and three would be those, yet hat in the plural
would never be hose, and the plural of cat is cats, not cose.
We speak of a brother and also of brethren, but though we say mother,
we never say methren.
Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him, but imagine the
feminine, she, shis and shim.
Some other reasons to be grateful if you grew up speaking English:
1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
2) The farm was used to produce produce.
3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4) We must polish the Polish furniture.
5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to
present the present.
8) At the Army base, a bass was painted on the head of a bass drum.
9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10) I did not object to the object.
11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
13) They were too close to the door to close it.
14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.
15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17) The wind was too strong to wind th e sail.
18) After a number of Novocain injections, my jaw got number.
19) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
20) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
21) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
22) I spent last evening evening out a pile of dirt.
Screwy pronunciations can mess up your mind! For example...If you have
a rough cough, climbing can be tough when going through the bough on a
tree!
Let's face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in
eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
English muffins weren't invented in England.
We take English for granted.
But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work
slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from
Guinea nor is it a pig.
And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't
groce and hammers don't ham?
Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend?
If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of
them, what do you call it?
If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Sometimes I think all the folks who grew up speaking English should be
committed to an asylum for the verbally insane. In what other language
do people recite at a play and play at a recital?
Ship by truck and send cargo by ship?
Have noses that run and feet that smell? runny nose, not running nose
How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man
and wiseguy are opposites?
You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house
can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it
out and in which an alarm goes off by going on.
If Dad is Pop, how's come Mom isn't Mop?
lovable me. ! 8:42 PM
Saturday, October 23, 2004
wad the hell?
daniel wads ur prob?
wadeva..i was jus being sacarstic u know..u're not the same anymore..
cheers..
mondae no sch! haha..great great! yea man!
lovable me. ! 6:11 PM
Thursday, October 21, 2004
i went to rom todae!! my god mummy got married..haha..so fun! i sat in a jaguar! cool! haha..didnt go to sch! haha..pon leh.. =) gd gd..haha..yea..
This is an explanation i found when i searched for bridge..a card game..
The cards in contract bridge rank from ace down to two; in bidding, suits rank spades, hearts, diamonds, and clubs. After all cards are dealt, so that each player holds 13 cards, the dealer begins the auction, which proceeds in rotation to the left. Each player must bid, pass, double (increase the value of the previously stated contract), or redouble (only after a double, further increasing the point value of the contract). A bid is an offer to win a stated number (over six) of tricks with a named suit as trump or with no trump. The lowest bid is one, the highest seven. Each bid, i.e., "one diamond," "one no-trump," "four hearts," must be higher than the preceding bid, with no-trump ranking above spades. Artificial bids are those that convey certain information to a partner and are not meant to be taken literally. The highest bid of the auction becomes the contract after three consecutive passes end the bidding. The player who first named the suit (or no-trump) specified in the winning bid becomes the declarer. The player to the left of the declarer leads any card face up, and the next hand, that of the declarer's partner, is placed face up on the table, grouped in suits. This is known as the dummy, and the declarer selects the cards to be played from this hand. The object of the game for both partnerships is to win as many tricks as possible, a trick being the three cards played in rotation after the lead. Suits must be followed, but a player who has no cards in the suit led may play any card. Highest trump or, if no trump card is played, highest card of the suit led wins. Points are awarded for the number of tricks won. Numerous conventions : generally accepted forms of bidding : are used in bridge, but the four standard ones are Blackwood, Gerber, Stayman, and grand-slam force.
can sumone pls pls expalin this to me? if anyone can..pls explain to me yea..thanx loads
lovable me. ! 11:05 PM
Tuesday, October 19, 2004
hey..im back..okie..so yesterdae..i was "sick" as in ms..well..dosen matter..as long as im back! haha..can u believe it?! i got 72.5 for my chinese!! my chinese!! wohoo! first time..for the papers and listening..steady!! my geog oso..72.5!! haha..gd gd..maths ar.. expected..50+ haha..science..60+ yay! gd gd..english not veri gd..50+ so dissapointing.. tml half-dae! thursdae,pon sch!! haha..gd gd..haha..im happie!! u should be happie everyday..there may not be a tml..treasure everydae! haha..thank the lord for everything u haf man..he gave it to u..haha..i wana thank him too!
for
my wonderful circle of frens
my buddie!!
my super-encouraging seniors
and of cos..
u!
hahaha
lovable me. ! 9:56 PM
Monday, October 18, 2004
everybody
just
leave me
alone
need i spell it out for u?
a-l-o-n-e
lovable me. ! 1:05 PM
Saturday, October 16, 2004
its a nice saturday morning..but started out the wrong way..got shouted at earlie in the morning..i was like wad the hell? cant even sleep in..its shite! here's a list of wad im not allowed to do: canot
sleep in
thon
use the fone
use the computer in the morning
go out
have my fone
and etc
cant reali rmb but there's a whole lot of restrictions..hate it..sumtimes i wish i could jus dissapear..no one would care..
wadeva!
but i like saturdays..nice day..got lotsa cartoons on..be it kids central or scv..nice day o be a couch potato..haha..
lovable me. ! 11:51 AM
Thursday, October 14, 2004
yeah! yEah! YEAH! exams are finally over! wohoo..there's a sense of relief..haha..its time to play! haha..went out with the girls today..hey..did u guys realise that the e2 girls nvr reali gone out together? as in all 10 peeps together..dun haf hor..haha..mabbie we should..haha..i was irritating sr and choo all the way frm..where was that? erm..thompson to far east rite? ya..i kept asking losta dumb ass questions till they dont want me alreadi..choo! cannot! i lovies u alot and u loveis me alot too! haha.. sr..hmm..ni zou kai! haha..im so high..ha..o ya..i bluff(ed) daniel today..sry! (=
my old man introduced me to this song.. "stairway to heaven" its reali nice..jo,u should listen to it..the guitarist is reali gd..he plays the double guitar(i tink it is la..the giutat wif two handles?)in the song..veri nice..veri veri nice..haha..going to enjoy le.. tml go choo hse chill! "movie marathon"!! cool cool! tml is friday!! which means fone day! phoney phoney phoney phoney!! haha
here's a little sumtink for u guys
When -girls- are quiet, Millions of things
are
running in their mind.
When -girls- are not arguing, They are
thinking deeply.
When -girls- look 'staringly' at you, They
are
wondering how long you will be around.
When -girls- answer "i'm fine" after a
few seconds, They are not at all fine.
When -girls- stare at you, They are
wondering why are you lying.
When -girls- lay on your chest, They are
wishing for you to be theirs forever.
When -girls- call you everyday, They are
seeking for your attention.
When -girls- want to see you everyday,
They want to be loved and pampered by you.
When -girls- sms u everyday, They miss
you and want you to reply at least once.
When -girls- say I love you, They mean it.
When -girls- say that they can't live
without
you, They have made up their mind that you
are their future.
Finally..
When -girls- say "i miss you", No one in
this
world can miss you more than them..
lovable me. ! 9:39 PM
Wednesday, October 13, 2004
haiya..saw my msn nick not? if not,i'll repeat fer u! "i fell down agian..and hurt the same leg agian..felt the same pain again" steady hor..haha..i was gona board the bus, missed te step and my leg hit the step of the bus..and its swollen!! haha..its okie.. there's a comforting matter though..tml's the last paper!! yay!! its time to celebrate! gona play play play! hopfully friday i can make it to choo's hse and attend the "movie marathon" haha..cool~ i like it..haha..canot post alreadi..my tuition teacher's here.. hahaha..high seh..
lovable me. ! 4:13 PM
Tuesday, October 12, 2004
hey hey hey..im back! got miss me not..haha..cos of exams..stress..haha..its okie..just a few more days to go and its playtime! yeah! haha..tml we're having design and tech..one hr onli! and off to study for my science paper! important important! haha..
o ya..btw..im single and sexy! haha..gwen's single and hot! so cool! haha..sorrie..im kinda high..a way of de-stressing..i sing before my papers and start to laugh while im doing them..haha.. (= ooh! im looking for a new song leh.."From me to u with love" by the beatles..hmm..and to "Mr Nice Guy" thank u! haha..yea.. wana go study readi..(= so nan de hor..haha
lovable me. ! 8:25 PM
Thursday, October 07, 2004
todae,was doing my art practically for the whole day..wahaha..mrs singh scolded me and i threw my pencilon my mounting board cos i duno how to shade my distortion..and she tot i had a problem..haha..
im reading the purpose driven life..dun reali understand it..cos im slow..haha..need explaination ..heres a poem quoted frm the book:
You are who you are for a reason.
You're part of an intricate plan.
You're a precious and perfect unique design,
Called God's special woman or man.
You look like you for a reason.
Our God made no mistake.
He knit you together within the womb,
You're just what he wantedto make.
The parents you had were the ones he chose,
And no matter how you may feel,
They weere custom-designed with Gods plan in mind,
And they bear the Master's seal.
No,that the trauma you faced was not easy.
And God wept that it hurt you so;
But it was allowed to shape your heart
So that into his likeness you'd grow.
You are who ypu are for a reason,
You've been formed by the Master's rod.
You are who you are,beloved,
Beacuase there is a God!
nice hor..veri nice..u noe wads my image of god? hes a nice old man wif the santa clause beard..grey in colour..he sits on a big arm chair..wif a pot of letters..which are prayers by people sent up to heaven..collected by Gods little helper..a litle angel! haha
lovable me. ! 6:19 PM
Monday, October 04, 2004
Let's go back
Back to the beginning
Back to when the earth, the sun, the stars all aligned
'Cause perfect didn't feel so perfect
Trying to fit a square into a circle
Was no life
I defy
[Chorus:]
Let the rain fall down
And wake my dreams
Let it wash away
My sanity
'Cause I wanna feel the thunder
I wanna scream
Let the rain fall down
I'm coming clean, I'm coming clean
I'm shedding
Shedding every color
Trying to find a pigment of truth
Beneath my skin
'Cause different
Doesn't feel so different
And going out is better
Then always staying in
Feel the wind
[Chorus]
I'm coming clean
Let the rain fall
Let the rain fall
I'm coming...
[Chorus x2]
Let's go back
Back to the beginning
lovable me. ! 8:05 PM
Saturday, October 02, 2004
im losing it.
im totally losing it..
wad the hell's happening?
shite..
lovable me. ! 4:59 PM
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